My Masonic Apron: Testing, Testing, 1, 2, 3...

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Thursday, June 25, 2009

Testing, Testing, 1, 2, 3...

At the goodwife's blog, read all about how she received her diagnosis, got poked and prodded and got totally schooled on what an EEG is.

A new Masonic Apron post tonight? We'll see!

P.S. - Some of you might have thought recently that I hate you and your blogs because I'm not reading or commenting on them like I used to.

Um, not true. My summer work schedule is completely different and I barely have time to keep up my own blogski, let alone chitterchatter on yours. So, um, to those of you who love me anyway, you're hot!