Well, since I do whatever you whackjobs want, here it is:
"YOU'RE A DUMB TWATLICK. GO SMOKE ON THAT."
A blog where those who are lost come to be found, not necessarily found out. A blog where you can be silly, and expect the same in return. An occasionally serious place, a constantly changing place. It's your Happy Place, and mine. So, let's put on our aprons and let's get busy.