My Masonic Apron: A Brainaversary

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Monday, June 22, 2009

A Brainaversary

Long before she was Mrs. Apron, the woman who was to become my wife had her head cut open like a baked potato to correct an arteriovenous malformation (AVM).

I ask you to please join her over at her place to celebrate this most auspicious occasion.

Thank you.