To Memorial Day

Come burgers and buns,
Come all ye fat ones,
Memorialize this day.

Eat till you can't see,
My country tis of thee,
The grill is ready for more.

There's kielbasa for you,
There's so much to do,
In honor of the troops.

We've put out old glory,
Though she's faded and whorey,
Because the neighbors have too.

And there's flowers on graves,
And the banner it waves,
But where the hell's the coleslaw?