Friday, August 5, 2011
Dicks and balls are hilarious. I think it's great that I'm heterosexual because, if I were straight, I can only imagine what my first reaction to seeing a real, live male set would have been. I'd probably have laughed hysterically, which most likely would have made the owner of said male set sad and flaccid, and then I probably would have laughed even harder.
Then, I'd probably have gotten punched in the throat. Because I'd probably be attracted to guys who'd vent their frustration like that.
Dicks. Balls. Sweaty, hairy, hanging, dangling, bobbing, bouncing.
I hate to be a grass-is-greener kind of a guy, but I think things like that are probably better on the inside, don't you? I mean, when I'm rolling around in bed trying to fall asleep, or when I'm trying to cross my legs, or when I'm trying to masturbate, I feel like I'm strangling the poor fucker. It's really quite absurd.
Okay, here we go:
Ladies-- how did you react when you saw your first set?
Gents-- if you could shove yours all up inside until you actually needed to use it for something, would you?