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A charming little Magpie whispered this disclaimer into my ear, and I'm happy to regurgitate it into your sweet little mouth:

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Wednesday, June 24, 2009

Saying "Please"

Please visit Mrs. Apron's blog for her latest, beautiful entry about the beginnings of our lives together, and the series of events that began her trek towards brain surgery.

You'll be glad you went.

I'll be back later tonight with a blog post of my own. Smoochies!


  1. Ah the Mutter Museum. That would have reeled me in too!

  2. Again, Mr. Apron-this link simply goes to her blog which now shows yesterday's post NOT the post about how you met. I WANT TO READ IT!!! stop teasing me like this


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