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Friday, June 26, 2009

Dear Apron In England

Want your dose of Friday venom, spite, and advice?

You've got to go to England to get it!

That's right, kiddykins, I'm guest-writing at Sebastian's blog. He's the UK's answer to... well, nothing in particular, really. But he's a tea-drinkin', cross-dressin' Brit, and who doesn't love that?!



  1. I think that was a compliment... right?

    I am the answer to EVERYTHING?

  2. I like your style.

    Tell the idiots when they're being lame. That's the way it should be!

  3. STOP it! I want to read dear apron...i only read all your blog posts in between to kill time. just kidding i like what you have to say. but this is killing me. Seb's archives are impossible to navigate.

  4. ok ok ive calmed down. i found said dear apron posts on seb's blog.


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