My Masonic Apron: guest blogging

An Award-Winning Disclaimer

A charming little Magpie whispered this disclaimer into my ear, and I'm happy to regurgitate it into your sweet little mouth:

"Disclaimer: This blog is not responsible for those of you who start to laugh and piss your pants a little. Although this blogger understands the role he has played (in that, if you had not been laughing you may not have pissed yourself), he assumes no liability for damages caused and will not pay your dry cleaning bill.

These views represent the thoughts and opinions of a blogger clearly superior to yourself in every way. If you're in any way offended by any of the content on this blog, it is clearly not the blog for you. Kindly exit the page by clicking on the small 'x' you see at the top right of the screen, and go fuck yourself."

Friday, June 12, 2009

DEAR APRON... Across The Pond

Are you thirsting for a Dear Apron fix?

Well, you'll have to go to England to get it.

Not to worry, though, you won't have to risk the dangers of a plane with faulty Pitot tubes killing you on your way there-- with the miracle of the Interwebz, you can get to England, and Dear Apron simply by clicking this link to SEBASTIAN'S BLOG where I am offering my unique perspective on his readers' questions as a Guest Opinion Blogger.

This man is almost as much of an English legend as Captain Corcoran or Graham Norton, and you just won't be able to get enough of his wit or his goatee.

Enjoy!