Then, I'd probably have gotten punched in the throat. Because I'd probably be attracted to guys who'd vent their frustration like that.
Dicks. Balls. Sweaty, hairy, hanging, dangling, bobbing, bouncing.
Crazy!
I hate to be a grass-is-greener kind of a guy, but I think things like that are probably better on the inside, don't you? I mean, when I'm rolling around in bed trying to fall asleep, or when I'm trying to cross my legs, or when I'm trying to masturbate, I feel like I'm strangling the poor fucker. It's really quite absurd.
Okay, here we go:
Ladies-- how did you react when you saw your first set?
Gents-- if you could shove yours all up inside until you actually needed to use it for something, would you?
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The first I remember was when I saw my dad in the shower, and I believe my reaction was "Wait... my mom did what with that? How is that possible?"
ReplyDeleteThe first time I was actually expected to do something with a friendboy's erection, I was a little grossed out, and anyway he smelled like hamsters.
I spent my adolescence freaked out by that whole situation, so my high school boyfriend always complained of blue balls. (They don't really turn blue, do they?)
ReplyDeleteSince then, I've come to appreciate the male set-up in kind of a bemused way and I do what I can to be a good friend to men's equipment. And I'm jealous that guys can just pee anywhere (in theory).
However, I would not wanna walk around with those things and I also don't envy straight men who have to figure women out. We're so locked up, we don't always quite understand what's going on, either.