My Masonic Apron: 30 Minutes at Home

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Thursday, November 11, 2010

30 Minutes at Home

What can one do when one has 30 minutes at home? After eight hours of negotioting one's way through a myriad milieu of psych patients, one laughing uproariously as he swings a shit-filled "Attends" diaper over their head like a cowboy might swing a lasso, one crying for no apparent reason, another attempting to pick a fight with two broken arms and a brain full of cobwebs, an hour-long, sunglare-filled commute home (plus a pitstop at Chipotle to bring home bulging burrito dinner for self and goodlady wife), a half-hour in between work and alleged play-- rehearsal for gay operetta that nobody will come to see. A rehearsal that will begin with another car door slam at 5:45pm and one more at 10:45pm (if we don't fuck up that badly).

What does one do?

One blogs.

Hi. I love you.

Blargh.

Oh, and Happy Veteran's Day. Um... there's lots more I'm forgetting. But, today, there's just no time.

AAAAAAAAAAH!

Or, as Cathy would say, "AAAAAAAAAACK!"

My swimsuit doesn't fit.