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Friday, June 12, 2009

DEAR APRON... Across The Pond

Are you thirsting for a Dear Apron fix?

Well, you'll have to go to England to get it.

Not to worry, though, you won't have to risk the dangers of a plane with faulty Pitot tubes killing you on your way there-- with the miracle of the Interwebz, you can get to England, and Dear Apron simply by clicking this link to SEBASTIAN'S BLOG where I am offering my unique perspective on his readers' questions as a Guest Opinion Blogger.

This man is almost as much of an English legend as Captain Corcoran or Graham Norton, and you just won't be able to get enough of his wit or his goatee.

Enjoy!

6 comments:

  1. You frickin' compared me to Graham Norton!

    ... I'm not sure if I'm disgusted or incredibly proud...

    Let me get back to you, o' Guest Star.

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  2. yay two of my favorite male bloggers!!!

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  3. Yay, that was fun!

    {claps hands together} Again!

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  4. this link takes me to seb's blog. which is interesting and all...but i'm at work and can't really watch seb take a shower. i can't find this dear apron in his archives and I am very disappointed that I am missing it. just thought i'd let you know (since I am taking the time to go back and read every post i missed before i started tuning in)

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