tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6740538823923443635.post9185308844693945700..comments2023-11-03T01:28:44.624-07:00Comments on My Masonic Apron: Boil the BitchMr. Apronhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00176310548094283074noreply@blogger.comBlogger5125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6740538823923443635.post-27336898108684116752010-03-15T12:01:14.845-07:002010-03-15T12:01:14.845-07:00Similarly, I told my sister I would rip her vagina...Similarly, I told my sister I would rip her vagina off. (This was because she was stealing my underwear. gross.)Hannahhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09069846921754075744noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6740538823923443635.post-30478566847185111042009-07-13T18:05:18.486-07:002009-07-13T18:05:18.486-07:00"Doo Doo Brown", jeez that takes me back..."Doo Doo Brown", jeez that takes me back : )phairheadhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13613553152292506932noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6740538823923443635.post-83174103468964137562009-07-12T05:49:09.648-07:002009-07-12T05:49:09.648-07:00that's why i had a kid, purely for my own ente...that's why i had a kid, purely for my own entertainment.Lanahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09663248865819266276noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6740538823923443635.post-65636898166499189052009-07-11T10:21:34.507-07:002009-07-11T10:21:34.507-07:00I read it as 'dick sauce' the first time. ...I read it as 'dick sauce' the first time. Which I thought was pretty funny. For a kid.<br /><br />Any photos of you as a dapper little boy...? Sounds adorable. Ish.Sebastian Anthonyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06450717426716164401noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6740538823923443635.post-61378651483680430102009-07-11T06:31:57.054-07:002009-07-11T06:31:57.054-07:00Sadly, I was too well-behaved as a child to put ou...Sadly, I was too well-behaved as a child to put out any creative curses, hexes, etc. Would you believe that I was a straight-edged kiss-ass up until junior year or so?<br /><br />If only I had known that I could be saying things like "dip your vagina in duck sauce" without any real consequences...I wonder what might have come out of my seemingly innocent mouth.<br /><br />If only...Lilyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06190392468517517044noreply@blogger.com