tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6740538823923443635.post8233243177414502227..comments2023-11-03T01:28:44.624-07:00Comments on My Masonic Apron: The Automotive VaginaMr. Apronhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00176310548094283074noreply@blogger.comBlogger6125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6740538823923443635.post-69886005611664003562009-11-03T14:12:12.321-08:002009-11-03T14:12:12.321-08:00I really love this post! I've been kind of hat...I really love this post! I've been kind of hating my life lately, and this will no longer occur, as the vagina metaphor will undoubtedly turn my frown upside down!<br /><br />on the real though - I have to say that after having recently completed an OB rotation, I pretty much hate vaginas, except for mine, which I love more than ever, because I have yet to spot a single decent looking one... (a colleague told me that pregnancy makes them look so disturbing, but most of them I cannot imagine ever having resembled a normal human body part)<br /><br />and I don't even want to get into the scents because I'm already gagging a little<br /><br />- also I should probably shut up now, because I think I could get in trouble and/or sued if women thought I was assessing the aesthetics of their nether regions whilst they gave birthJanehttp://pinenutsandvodka.wordpress.com/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6740538823923443635.post-47895989188439722482009-11-03T12:41:22.449-08:002009-11-03T12:41:22.449-08:00I'm pretty sure being a gynecologist would tur...I'm pretty sure being a gynecologist would turn me off from sex for life. Glad I didn't choose the profession. <br /><br />I did enjoy the "face-to-bush" line.Living with Ballshttp://www.livingwithballs.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6740538823923443635.post-85101077132813124122009-11-02T14:04:37.621-08:002009-11-02T14:04:37.621-08:00Ah...the minds of boys. No matter how old, or you...Ah...the minds of boys. No matter how old, or young, it's all snatch and cars all the time.adrienzgirlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00189335015566616247noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6740538823923443635.post-16992695709231929292009-11-02T12:46:34.963-08:002009-11-02T12:46:34.963-08:00Oh, Jay--
I'm so happy you replied-- only par...Oh, Jay--<br /><br />I'm so happy you replied-- only partly so this blog could be graced with the British spelling of gynecologist. <br /><br />Reminds me of Monty Python's Long John Silver Impersonators v. Bournemouth Amateur Gynaecologists sketch. Which I'm sure nobody who reads this blog knows about but me.<br /><br />Which is as sad a reality as the 2010 Buick LaCrosse.Mr. Apronhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00176310548094283074noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6740538823923443635.post-52158817187471859912009-11-02T12:37:26.340-08:002009-11-02T12:37:26.340-08:00That was...surreal. I'm tempted to have your ...That was...surreal. I'm tempted to have your parting words of wisdom there embroidered on a cushion.<br /><br />I can't say I ever had the gynaecologist fantasy myself, but I see where you were coming from -- sometimes you eat the bear and sometimes the bear eats you.Come Back Brighterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06265267087716795746noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6740538823923443635.post-52855343244265359282009-11-02T11:50:58.021-08:002009-11-02T11:50:58.021-08:00I've found my "vagina."
It's cal...I've found my "vagina."<br />It's called retirement.<br /><br />Wow.<br />Never thought I'd put those two sentences together but there you have it.Lilyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06190392468517517044noreply@blogger.com