tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6740538823923443635.post7652639267366507430..comments2023-11-03T01:28:44.624-07:00Comments on My Masonic Apron: We Adults Are Such AssholesMr. Apronhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00176310548094283074noreply@blogger.comBlogger5125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6740538823923443635.post-60698393533311404312010-05-18T23:32:34.868-07:002010-05-18T23:32:34.868-07:00I don't know... I have 2 and I don't lie t...I don't know... I have 2 and I don't lie to them. When they fall and hurt themselves, I turn to them and tell them they will be fine before they get married (no lie there.) They are 3 and 2 but I find the crazy stories they tell me interesting, because how do they actually come up with this shit. I don't lie, I killed the bug, I ate the last cupcake... I think they deal better with reality because if you make everything seem like roses than how will they deal with reality in the future.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05914345204587619466noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6740538823923443635.post-50233957809957294142010-05-18T13:45:05.944-07:002010-05-18T13:45:05.944-07:00i teach little kids, and i lie to them all day
&q...i teach little kids, and i lie to them all day<br /><br />"wow! today is your aunt's birthday! that is SO cool!"<br /><br />(it's not)<br /><br />"ouchie! yes, that IS a big boo boo. It must hurt!"<br /><br />(it's a three week old scab the size of a poppy seed)<br /><br />"that was CLOSE! good job!"<br /><br />(pointed to green instead of red. it was not close)<br /><br />lying to kids is fine. they probably know we're doing it, though. <br /><br />kids are a lot smarter than grown ups, most of the time.Juliahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09342645678318346880noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6740538823923443635.post-80928747924837170722010-05-18T12:12:18.482-07:002010-05-18T12:12:18.482-07:00My mom used to tell me I looked "cute" i...My mom used to tell me I looked "cute" in my glasses. What a bitch.Sarahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08045936037411000349noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6740538823923443635.post-18042996054292841602010-05-18T08:55:33.230-07:002010-05-18T08:55:33.230-07:00If/When I have children, I will just have them rea...If/When I have children, I will just have them read your blog or at the very least, give them a daily dose of your bon mots. <br /><br />That way they can be smart and already illusioned, and not have to go through the disillusioned process. <br /><br />And I'll laugh because they'll be the kids taunting the other kids about there not being a Santa Claus/Easter Bunny/Tooth Fairy/meaning to life.<br /><br />Will send all therapy bills your way, though.Mariahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14800689139117690073noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6740538823923443635.post-263228469346279022010-05-18T06:09:07.424-07:002010-05-18T06:09:07.424-07:00Now, as adults who have been face-fucked repeatedl...<i>Now, as adults who have been face-fucked repeatedly by the angry, sweaty dick of the world...</i><br /><br />That's pretty much perfect. You should probably copyright that.Yukonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04121943915560174905noreply@blogger.com