tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6740538823923443635.post6217740148477757303..comments2023-11-03T01:28:44.624-07:00Comments on My Masonic Apron: I Know How to Be FamousMr. Apronhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00176310548094283074noreply@blogger.comBlogger10125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6740538823923443635.post-56920933531511384062010-04-05T15:19:01.364-07:002010-04-05T15:19:01.364-07:00You're such a blottie (blogger + hottie)! And...You're such a blottie (blogger + hottie)! And I say that both en lieu of this post and your recent ascension to blogger greatness courtesy of 20sb blowing up your spot. Did I just employ ebonics? <br /><br />Anyways, you bring up an excellent point in that this whole 'fame' business isn't exactly the cat's meow. Aside from the whole amassing of wealth, which is a positive, being famous seems like a superb way to accumulate an array of communicable diseases and embarrass your parents.Wynn Wygalhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05696233587807140154noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6740538823923443635.post-22236000622459937182010-04-03T13:21:19.630-07:002010-04-03T13:21:19.630-07:00Jeez, I dont know how I am going to be famous if I...Jeez, I dont know how I am going to be famous if I die choking on oatmeal while laughing at your post. Seriously hilarious stuff..(love it)<br /><br />And if you really want to do the hidden camera thing - sign me up.. I am sure you'd come up with an awesome picture only websiteSuhttp://theroadtoawesome.wordpress.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6740538823923443635.post-37968471307215023812010-04-02T07:27:02.283-07:002010-04-02T07:27:02.283-07:00i don't want to be famous one bit.
i just want...i don't want to be famous one bit.<br />i just want the money.Julianahttp://www.nitewriting.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6740538823923443635.post-25090997751195805882010-04-01T16:40:03.469-07:002010-04-01T16:40:03.469-07:00Dear Hot Catholic Girls:
You have my unmitigated,...Dear Hot Catholic Girls:<br /><br />You have my unmitigated, unrelenting, exalted, exsanguinous apologies.<br /><br />I have no doubt that sex with all of you would totally be the cat's meow.<br /><br />I will discuss the whole open marriage thing with my wife tonight after "Project Runway."Mr. Apronhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00176310548094283074noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6740538823923443635.post-20595430990334469562010-04-01T16:13:09.670-07:002010-04-01T16:13:09.670-07:00Another former catholic schoolgirl here, and offen...Another former catholic schoolgirl here, and offended isn't even the word. TAKE IT BACK. Sex with me would be so worth it.<br /><br />Also, who the hell is Andy Rooney?<br /><br />*totters off to ask Google*Harleyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09912471979864385633noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6740538823923443635.post-53425545925243740942010-04-01T11:15:22.347-07:002010-04-01T11:15:22.347-07:00I gots a blog. I gots 365 days, and baby, I gots t...I gots a blog. I gots 365 days, and baby, I gots the angst.<br /><br />Where is my fame and fortune? *stomps foot*verybadcathttp://cattails.menoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6740538823923443635.post-23194659636673537222010-04-01T09:38:43.495-07:002010-04-01T09:38:43.495-07:001. as a former catholic school girl, i'm royal...1. as a former catholic school girl, i'm royally offended.<br /><br />2. this reminds me, i was supposed to be famous by now...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6740538823923443635.post-75683304567157594062010-04-01T07:42:39.362-07:002010-04-01T07:42:39.362-07:00There's a difference between getting one publi...There's a difference between getting one publishing contract and actually being famous. Talent endures.<br /><br />Still, if the public craves stunt memoirs (and it seems they do), and if you're not forsaking some other project for it, what's wrong with giving them what they want? Preferably with more panache than had previously occurred to them.That Kind of Girlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03245439121040066987noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6740538823923443635.post-13316201473198401252010-04-01T06:26:37.355-07:002010-04-01T06:26:37.355-07:00Megs--
I'd watch that shit.
Then again, my s...Megs--<br /><br />I'd watch that shit.<br /><br />Then again, my standards are somewhat dubious.<br /><br />Good luck with that drinking problem. I despise alcohol, or I'd join you. Instead, I think I'm just going to repeatedly hit myself in the back of the head with a 1950's-era broiling pan until I am of sufficient intelligence to score a scripted MTV reality show.Mr. Apronhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00176310548094283074noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6740538823923443635.post-10240325939736982522010-04-01T06:20:40.855-07:002010-04-01T06:20:40.855-07:00My plan is to make a poorly lit, incredibly boring...My plan is to make a poorly lit, incredibly boring sex tape with some random guy and then "accidentally" leak it to the internet. But I'm not rich so I'll probably have to do something vaguely to utterly repulsive for it to get any attention.<br /><br />I may need to develop a drinking problem first.Megshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14816741133777543843noreply@blogger.com