tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6740538823923443635.post5619069722586872731..comments2023-11-03T01:28:44.624-07:00Comments on My Masonic Apron: A New Job ApplicantMr. Apronhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00176310548094283074noreply@blogger.comBlogger10125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6740538823923443635.post-84572605317068390602010-03-26T09:42:18.343-07:002010-03-26T09:42:18.343-07:00Old people's hands are no good; you never see ...Old people's hands are no good; you never see an old person with normal hands. Either they're swollen with fingers that look like unappetizing sausages, or they're bony with stringy tendons that stick out all over the place and make them look like the crypt-keeper.<br /><br />Have you noticed this?Harleyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09912471979864385633noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6740538823923443635.post-8402469130364079172010-03-24T09:53:11.068-07:002010-03-24T09:53:11.068-07:00Fine, fine you can have your death panel.Fine, fine you can have your death panel.Mariahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14800689139117690073noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6740538823923443635.post-35136279280030300782010-03-23T18:06:25.665-07:002010-03-23T18:06:25.665-07:00Oh, Wynn! Pleeeeeeeease! Gimme a chance! I swea...Oh, Wynn! Pleeeeeeeease! Gimme a chance! I swear to renounce all former non-profit alliances!<br /><br />I can do it!Mr. Apronhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00176310548094283074noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6740538823923443635.post-20486686048553468432010-03-23T14:52:01.147-07:002010-03-23T14:52:01.147-07:00I would not hire you. How seriously will the Amer...I would not hire you. How seriously will the American people take someone who has worked for a non-profit? Unless you were handing out free firearms to at-risk youth no one will believe that you are immoral and degenerate enough to kill old people.<br /><br />Also, I cannot believe that I found out that the bill passed through your blog (no offense). This is no good, no good at all. Due to the fact that my dad is a health care broker, this president of ours has officially squashed my dreams of doing nothing when I grow up.Wynn Wygalhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05696233587807140154noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6740538823923443635.post-75011082661720835372010-03-23T08:01:47.641-07:002010-03-23T08:01:47.641-07:00Colleen--
No, I don't really. Not even after...Colleen--<br /><br />No, I don't really. Not even after transporting them for seventeen months. <br /><br />Your whistler is safe with me.Mr. Apronhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00176310548094283074noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6740538823923443635.post-68422969530388224822010-03-23T07:00:29.850-07:002010-03-23T07:00:29.850-07:00You should probably send this along with your resu...You should probably send this along with your resume to the White House.Tinahttp://vomitpopsicle.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6740538823923443635.post-49377361285445193092010-03-23T06:57:15.008-07:002010-03-23T06:57:15.008-07:00You don't REALLY hate old people. Right?You don't REALLY hate old people. Right?Collhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14152529375121423592noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6740538823923443635.post-65211915112010322552010-03-23T06:36:05.792-07:002010-03-23T06:36:05.792-07:00All that should definitely go in your cover letter...All that should definitely go in your cover letter. I'd hire you.Emmahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13862716788149549381noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6740538823923443635.post-73560138286645595062010-03-23T06:27:52.892-07:002010-03-23T06:27:52.892-07:00Maria--
Right, we're going to be okay-- but I...Maria--<br /><br />Right, we're going to be okay-- but I can still have my job on the Death Panel, right?Mr. Apronhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00176310548094283074noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6740538823923443635.post-21641929513667235652010-03-23T06:24:55.395-07:002010-03-23T06:24:55.395-07:00Hilarious.
Seriously, I'm so sick (no pun in...Hilarious. <br /><br />Seriously, I'm so sick (no pun intended) of the hysteria/sky-is-falling doomsday proclamations - because healthcare passed. Everyone should just relax. We're going to be ok.Mariahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14800689139117690073noreply@blogger.com